Civ 4: Chuck Norris unit

There is no theory of evolutions, only a list of animals Chuck allows to live

When chuck norris jumps, it's really the earth he's pushing down.

God is a synonym, of Chuck Norris.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.

Time waits for no man. Only Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

God said "Let there be light", and Chuck Norris replied "Say please"...

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn"t stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.

The Boogeyman checks under the closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!

Chuck Norris can kick start a car

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding! (min personlige favorit) :o)

Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Ved sq ikek hvilken en jeg synes mest om, men de er alle sammen fede :D

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may only be a few seconds away from death!

the fastest way to a mans hard aint sex, it's Chuck Norris fist !!

dette er min personlige favorit

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

#14. Det var så min favorit:D

On the seventh day, God rested - Chuck Norris took over

Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Okay - hvad sjovt ville der være ved et spil, hvor én civilization lige pludselig får en superstærk enhed, der ene og alene kan banke en hel rivialiserende civ.?
Og er Chuck Norris noget der har eksisteret i virkeligheden?
----Edited by user 22/04-2006 16:46

ja da chuck norris er 7 dobbelt verdensmetser i karate den første vesterlæning der har modtaget 8 degree black belt et eller andet

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

er han bare god eller er han bare god.

#18 http://imdb.com/name/nm0001569/

#18
"og er Chuck Norris noget der har eksisteret i virkeligheden"
LoL smacktard, men ok kan godt lide at du kalder ham for -noget-. Anyway, tror sgu du skal passe på ahn ikke står og venter på dig et sted. det er på grænsen til blasfemi det der :)

Chuck Norris er jo USA's svar på Kenneth Carlsen..... Det er talent.. totalt talent.

LOL, okay. . . :P

Ja, #23, hvis du ikke kender Chuck "Den Almægtige" Norris, så er du ikke født endnu !

#24 Jeg er ikke så meget inde i fantasispil. . .